Easter Expert needed!

Know your way around an egg? Bashful’s all ears…

To the Jelly Journal Editor,

Bashful Bunny here!

I’m writing with a small request. Well – not that small. It’s pretty important, actually.

Easter is on the way, and after years of politely sidestepping the obvious (there are only so many “hop to it” jokes a bunny can take), I’ve decided to embrace it. Eggs, bows, baskets, the lot. You know what they say… If you can’t beat them, join them – and best to do it with chocolate!

Bartholomew Bear has been helping, but we’re swamped. So, I’m looking for a little extra help. 

Details below:

Role: Easter Expert / Basket Filler / Ribbon Curator / Egg Placement Specialist / Chief Egg Hider / Deputy Chocolate Defender (Short-Term)
Location: Worldwide
Duration: Now until Easter Sunday
Pay: At least a dozen mini chocolate eggs

What’s involved:

• Managing ribbons (neatest bows only, please)
• Hiding eggs (note: DON’T keep them all in one basket!)
• Intervening at key moments when enthusiasm (mine) gets ahead of practical reality

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Who you are:**

• Unfazed by chocolate quantities that may exceed expectations
• Happy taking direction from a bunny who is, admittedly, very excited about this
• Able to hold your ground when Peanut circles back “just to check one”

A bonus if you:

• Can spot a slightly wonky egg from across the room
• Have strong opinions on what makes an egg-cellent hiding place (and a good pun)
• Care about the moment someone finds an egg as much as where it was hidden

If that sounds like your sort of thing, I’d love to hear from you.

(Oh – and Happy Easter!)

Hugs,
Bashful Bunny